From Exiles World
Belle Knops Campaign Preview
Belle Knops or Sordid Tales of the Ninepence Hotel is on the cusp of release!
As has been traditional for many moons since before the birth of Mindworm Games, players will be treated to a preview of the intro fluff from the first scenario! Read more
Tall Tales: Bathsheba Walburn
The old woman was the boss, and this was her pack. She was the meanest, toughest, sharpest one in the bunch. And as she sorted out her kin, Joe realized that she would come to him before long.
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Jawin’ With Jamie – Walburns
Walburns, eh? Y’aint familiar with the Walburns? Now, don’t ye go dyin’ of foolishness son. You listen ‘ere ‘cause this is a tale that’ll save yer life iffin’ ya have a notion to put down roots ‘round these parts. Read more
Tall Tales: Johnny Jones
The word “coward” lands on every man in the room like a slap in the face. Jeb’s callin’ for blood, and he’ll find it, sooner or later.
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Tall Tales: Pam Sandwina
She can drink a whole keg of whiskey in a sittin’ too, or I’m a damn liar, and she pisses so fuckin’ much we call the latrine ditch out back Lake Sandwina! Read more
A New Breed
So just what the fuck is Wild West fantasy?
We mean exactly that. Exiles is a fantasy world. We made all this shit up. It never existed.
Exiles isn’t alternate history and it aint historical fiction. There was never an Abraham Lincoln, vampire hunter or not. You can’t cross the Rocky Mountains, steam down the mighty Mississippi, flee to Texas, or punch cattle on the Chisholm Trail. There’s no place for that bullshit in Exiles.
We love you, Ax Lincoln and Old Cowboy Ford, but ya aint Exiles!
What you will find is every damn thing you need for a proper Wild West game and then some!
The Exiles frontier is packed to the tits with crooked politicians, evil cattle barons, nefarious outlaws, conniving whores, ruthless banditos, and martially skilled railroad laborers. There are cattle drives, gold rushes, bounty hunts, blood feuds, bank robberies, and bar fights around every corner.
In short, Exiles has every trope, cliché, and archetype that makes the Wild West the most awesome place you never wanted to live. All of it half-digested in our unique blend of fuckery and hacked up for you to enjoy. This makes Exiles a special brand of awesome for two reasons:
He’s a Johnson, which means he’s a giant dick!
First, we get to turn this shit up to 11. Exiles isn’t held back by bullshit drawn on any map or writ in any history book. This means we get to have all of the fun with none of the responsibility. In other words, Exiles is the Wild West genre’s Plan B.
Second, Exiles is always a new experience. The world of Exiles is at once instantly familiar, disarmingly bizarre, and terrifyingly mysterious. Like a Craigslist date.
When you immerse yourself in the world of Exiles, you will know exactly where you are but have no fucking clue how you got there. And isn’t that the best way to start a Saturday night?
If Sean Penn was my brother, I’d shoot him too.
Jawin’ with Jamie: Devil’s Perch – The Good Ol’ Days
Now, that’s an interesting question, friend. Naw, I don’t rightly know how Devil’s Perch come to get the name. And I ought to knowed ‘cause I been in these parts since goddamn creation! Read more
Troy Hatcher – “When Your Luck Runs Out”
This here’s my favorite true story o’ Troy Hatcher, you knows, the famous outlaw. Read more
