As you know, from Black Friday through Cyber Monday you can buy the Worst Cards Ever, a once-in-a-lifetime set of 18 incredibly shitty Exiles cards.

But don’t do it. These cards are the fucking worst. I mean, look at this:

Okay, I gotta admit, this one’s pretty darn cute.

Look at that snuggly-wuggly face! Look at those precious little toes! Look at those vicious little teeth! Look at that disgusting rat tail, that mangy fur, those soulless corpse-like eyes!

So John says to me, “Benson, make sure it doesn’t look too cute.”

I says to John, “I don’t think anyone in the 19th century drew these things looking cute.”

Designer note: I think this marks the first time, in more than 300 unique cards, that we have referenced an internet meme.

Past, meet future. Fantasy, meet horrifying reality.