As you know, from Black Friday through Cyber Monday you can buy the Worst Cards Ever, a once-in-a-lifetime set of 18 incredibly shitty Exiles cards.

But don’t do it. These cards are the fucking worst. I mean, look at this:

Ewwwww… gross. Just… gross.

I don’t even know where to start with this fucking thing.

What’s grosser, the lanky beard, the stripy trunks, the sexy pose, the cigarette, the fact that he looks… moist?

I mean, oh my fucking God, what is going on here?!?

I feel sick, and you should too. ESPECIALLY if you still buy these cards.

I’m also really really regretting the fact that we changed “models you are in base contact with” to “dudes you are touching” in the Exiles rules…