As you know, from Black Friday through Cyber Monday you can buy the Worst Cards Ever, a once-in-a-lifetime set of 18 incredibly shitty Exiles cards.

But don’t do it. These cards are the fucking worst. I mean, look at this:

Yes, this is a real thing. Yes, you could actually buy it for $4 from Montgomery Ward. No, this doesn’t mean it isn’t the worst.

I mean, holy SHIT! What the fuck was ANYONE doing with this camera BUT taking tiny tintypes of their cock?

And you certainly can’t play that off. We’re talking minutes of exposure time, a dark room, mercury vapors!

Holy shit, that’s a lot of effort for a dick pic. Of course, on the plus side, it would make for a pretty fucking bitchin’ locket…

Hmmmmmmmm… how many days until Christmas now?