As you know, from Black Friday through Cyber Monday you can buy the Worst Cards Ever, a once-in-a-lifetime set of 18 incredibly shitty Exiles cards.

But don’t do it. These cards are the fucking worst. I mean, look at this:

Wank Oil? What the fuck is this?

To be fair, this is now the second Exiles card with the Whackin’ tag, thanks to the Fine Suede Jerkin’ Glove from our First Customers Promo, which I guess means it’s not a joke anymore.

But still. It’s just… creepy. And sexist, in a very 19th century way. I mean, where’s the Wank Oil for her?

And that Uncle Morty… what a creeper. Just imagine that face staring at you from your bottle of wank oil while you’re trying to work your pole before a long, hard day at the office. Cum on…